Down with Banks

Nothing annoys me more than banks, with all their money and stuff....


Below is a letter I sent to my bank when I got fed up trying to transfer my own money to another of my bank accounts....not that simple:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

COMPLAINT

Halifax

PO Box 548

Leeds

LS1 1WU.

10th November 2011

My account number:XXXXXXXX

Dear Sirs,

I am writing to express my frustration at your online fraud prevention measures. Allow me to briefly explain:

I wish to transfer my own money in my own Halifax account to another bank, the account of which, is in my name also. Straightforward, you might think, but no. 

festive email

Below is an email I sent to all staff at my current place of work.

To: Staff
From: Steve Crowley
Date: 15th December 2011


Hi -


I have noticed that it is becoming increasingly popular to do away with sending paper cards, and to greet people by email instead, thus saving money that can be redirected to other worthy causes.